April 2012
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It was a very bad idea to go to work stoned today. Time is going by so fucking slow and I’m so fucking hungry. 3 hours down, 4 more to go :(
Apr 30th
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Anonymous asked: whats in san diego?
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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ieroo: are you dumb this is how you date flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Anonymous asked: potajuana killed my father sooo
Apr 21st