It was a very bad idea to go to work stoned today. Time is going by so fucking slow and I’m so fucking hungry. 3 hours down, 4 more to go :(
- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
whats in san diego?
My soul mate.
are you dumb this is how you date
flirtatious joke/hold hands/massage/confess attraction/first kiss/make out/go steady/cuddle on bed/woohoo
potajuana killed my father sooo